20.4.07

I may be a good match maker...

but i'm a crap flat hunter. I've been trying to help the lovely vero on her search for a new flat/locale... as you know this sort of endevor is almost always nearly impossible here in Barcelona as it's pure insanity... However since I'm online all day I keep an eye out for her and let her know if anything interesting comes on the market....

Last week I sent her a txt including details of this flat... it sounded interesting as the size was good and it had a terrace... the location was crap as it was on the ramblas... and you really do not want to live there unless you want to live in the dark underbelly of the city which turns over every night just after dusk turning it into a hell hole for tourists, drunks, prostitues and pick pockets gallore. But hey... one must explore all options. Vero went to see the flat... and after crossing through the police tape and spotting the sign on the door which cited that the last tenants had been evicted due to illegal activities taking place in the flat... she crossed the threshold with the estae agent... She was met by the most foul place on earth. It was littered with dirty matresses, porn, condoms and general filth of unimaginable propotions. A whorehouse extraordianare! The estate agently desperately applogised and promised they would clean it prior to the new tenant moving in... disgusting!!! Poor vero. I feel so bad. No wonder they did not have a picture of the place on the listing! I can't believe that they would show the place in that state! Well, yes I can. Welcome to the joyful world of Barcelona real estate. I certainly won't be quitting my day job any day in the near future!

I've been gymming and spinning and swimming. My hair is most decidedly green... that's the risk you take when you're sporting blond hair and you insist on swimming everyday... Lukie is making me a training plan. I'm going to in return give him a testimonial to help him start out the distance training portion of his service offering as a personal trainer. I think he will be really good at it. It helps as well that he is dashingly handsome... everyone wants a cute trainer... must have something nice to look at when you're squeezing out that last set of dips. Luke is the proof that I am a good matchmaker. I set him up with the lovely miss Helena many years back and now they live together and own a house together! Nuptuals are pending... I've announced to them that I want to be the flower girl. My sister has championed the 'adult flower girl' concept, and I'm in! Now Lukie just has to propose...

Speaking of another sucessful match making trick... the lovely Chris and his match (my sister's friend) are I believe still dating... must look him up when I get home next week.

Amsterdam business meeting on Monday... it's going to be a long long day but hopefully we get a lot done. We're not flying out until almost 22h therefore there will be a tiny bit of time to have a tipple with some chello peeps before jetting off.

Candadia land on Thursday! can't wait... holy air-miles batman.

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